For this blog, you will write a help wanted ad for Heracles. Your ad must state and thoroughly describe the task that you want completed. Your ad must be two paragraphs(5-10 sentences per paragraph). This is due by Friday, Mach 16.
HELP WANTED Heracles, I heard that you are up for doing tasks. I needed your help. I need you to clean my house. It's time consuming and I'd rather be sleeping than cleaning. So here are a list of things you are going to need to help me do. First, you are going to have to clean the dishes. It usually takes about 30 minutes. I'm sure you can do it in a shorter amount of time, though. Another thing you will have to do is vacuum the house. There are Five rooms and a hallway so it shouldn't take you that long. Last, you will have to clean my laundry. I wear a lot of clothes and usually have to do laundry about every three days. So, have fun cleaning.
HELP WANTED: The Gods don’t like me, and I need help with protection. I need someone to be a lookout for me. The qualities that you will need are to be a strong, smart, and intelligent person. You will be paid in food. You will be staying in a barn. So you will be working for me so you get a place to stay. This is only for a year.
help wanted we need some body to clean all the houses in the world.someone whos good with animals. also some one whos good with kids.a fast cleaner.and someone who is low in the social pyramid.
also looking someone who is strong.someone who is smart. someone who is also good looking
help wanted we somebody to help protect a family from the gods. it is a 1 year long job. there is a 7 people family. there is mom,dad, 3 boys 2 girls. the pay for this is trident layers for the rest of there life. it is the city of jersulam.call hercules @ 607-467-1830
Looking for a smart, strong,fast-working man to clean my basement. It is filled with junk, and hasn't been cleaned out for 11 years. Needs to figure out how to get rid of everything fast, and efficient. Help from the gods will be quite helpful in this task. Clean my basement in less than a year for a reward.
My basement has large boxes, full of crap. You need to somehow carry these out and away from my house. It is also has a very dirty floor, you need to clean it in any way you can. I would like to turn it into a roller derby, so you need to obtain rubber to put on the floor. Put it down in any way possible, and you will be paid greatly and graciously by me. Call if you want the job.
Haracles,I have been looking for someone strong, intelligent, and good with animals. People have been talking and I have heard some great qualities about you. So heres the job. I have twelve dogs, eight cats, and not enough time to take care of them. Are you will to help me with my situation? I would love the help, and I think you can do it.
My dogs need to be taken for two walks everyday. and I only have one leash wich means you have to take each dog out for their own individual walk. Each walk consists of you walking to the school and back. If not my dogs will not be as healthy as I want them to be. Their food is kept in the couboard next to the sliding doors in the kitchen. They all have their own bowls lined up in the back room. They are to be fed at 6:30am and 6:30pm. The cats have litterboxes so you don't have to worry about them going outside. Their food is also with the dogs food and they also have bowls in the backroom. If you think you can do this for me please contact me ASAP. Thank you.
Help Wanted Heracles I need help on a task I am just too tired to do. You need to be strong, intelligent, and fast-working. You will be cleaning my room. My room is a pigsty you may actually be able to find a couple pigs if you are looking hard enough. First you will have to clean my floor. My floor is filled with clothes, dirt, garbage, and actually the bottom layer of the floor is quite a mystery to what covers that. I can walk on it so I guess it’s durable. You will have to pick up everything and throw it away. Second I need you to terminate all creatures that are there (please do it the humane way). Finally I need you to fold all my clothes. I have trillions so it may take you a while.
This job will take you just about a year to clean (yes it’s that bad). This job is also a yearly job so you will have to do this every year. If you have the strength, intelligence, and the ambition, you will be able to complete it sooner. You will get paid with whatever you find in there you want (there are lots of valuables) and I will pay you one hundred dollars in cash. The reason why I can’t do this is because I am so overwhelmed with all the homework Mrs. Wehrli gives me. I hope you can do it. -Remington Doty
Help Wanted Heracles, I need help doing my homework. I have lots of it and since your very intelligent I'm sure it won't take too long. I have Math, Spanish, Science, and English. You will have to start this everyday after school and finish it before i go to bed. You can live in my basement.
Geometry is sort of hard for me, but i think you can handle it. Don't forget to use my handwriting. I hope you know spanish well. You are going to do my next blog. You start tomorrow at 2:37 p.m.
*Help Wanted* Heracles, I need help taking care of my puppy. He's six months old, and needs to be potty trained. He also needs to learn how to walk on a leash. You should be good at teaching him how to walk because you are smart and strong. My puppy also doesn't know how to listen very well. Heracles this is a very important task, and I think you can do it.
This task will take about a year, because my puppy is very difficult to handle. You can live in my basement, you'll have to work from eight in the morning until I get home from practice. I will pay you ten dollars a month, if you do a good job.
Help Wanted Heracles I have a task for you to complete it will take you three years to complete. You will have to swim to Europe and receive a tree that has mythical powers. The tree has many powers that will help the people in America over come disease. The tree will cure many common viruses like the common cold and the flu. It will also cure cystic fibrosis and forms of cancer. You will have to find twenty of these trees.
These trees are only found on the island of Crete. When you find them you have to cut the trees down with a small hand saw or it will kill the powers it has. When all of the twenty trees are harvested you will need to tie them together and swim back to America. When you return you will have completed the task if you had help along the way you will need to complete another task. Your help will save the life of many people throughout America. So please help by completing the task and you will be free to do what you would like.
Looking for a smart, strong man to clean my house that gets along with animals. My house is almost always a giant mess, and it's so time consuming to clean all by myself. There is always laundry to do, along with an unlimited pile of dishes to do. Seriously though I think there a god that is just in here to keep adding dishes to the pile. Also my house is always dusty because as soon as your done dusting one place. There's another layer of dust that just settled into the place you just dusted. Somethings that you will have to do are dusting, washing and folding the laundry.
But the most challenging thing that you will face is cleaning my room. I swear that the President declared it a disaster zone. One thing that you'll have to do is pick up my clothes in hang them in my closet. And I'm sure that somewhere in my room you'll find "lost" homework, books, and most likely jewelry if you do find these thing please place them on my desk, one of the only safe places in my room. Another thing that you'll have to do is find the matches to some of my shoes, that I'm pretty sure Hades took for his wife. Heracles this task might seem harmless but trust me it can be incredibly dangerous! So if I haven't scared you away please help.
Heracles I need your help now, my garage is very dirty and it is my chore this weekend. My chore requires a lot of lifting and you have too move our car without the keys. My garage is the size of a football field and stacked a mile high with garbage. Please Heracles i need your help. The job pays $100.01 and it is really not worth it.
This job will require you too not break anything that is in the garage. If you break anything you will owe me $100.02 so there will be no profit for you. Next you will have too find a library book that i checked out in the 3rd grade, I keep getting mail to return it. This labor will really help you in the future of your labors. You can call me at 123-321-1234 if interested in the job.
I need someone to babysit my brother. This task will last until I go to college. Possibly even longer. You needs to be smart to trick him into doing things such as his chores, homework, and other things. You need to be very patient with him. He has ADHD and an attitude.
You need to remember to give him his medicine when my Mom isn't home. You need to make sure he gets to school everyday on time. He needs to be picked up from the school at 2:40 p.m. everyday. He is a very picky eater so make sure you cook food he will actually eat, but don't let him eat a lot of junk food. You also will need to make sure he does his homework before my mom gets home. On Wednesdays and Fridays he needs to be at practice at 5:30 p.m. The hardest part of this job is trying to get him to do his chores. Please help!
HELP WANTED
ReplyDeleteHeracles, I heard that you are up for doing tasks. I needed your help. I need you to clean my house. It's time consuming and I'd rather be sleeping than cleaning. So here are a list of things you are going to need to help me do.
First, you are going to have to clean the dishes. It usually takes about 30 minutes. I'm sure you can do it in a shorter amount of time, though. Another thing you will have to do is vacuum the house. There are Five rooms and a hallway so it shouldn't take you that long. Last, you will have to clean my laundry. I wear a lot of clothes and usually have to do laundry about every three days. So, have fun cleaning.
HELP WANTED:
ReplyDeleteThe Gods don’t like me, and I need help with protection. I need someone to be a lookout for me. The qualities that you will need are to be a strong, smart, and intelligent person.
You will be paid in food. You will be staying in a barn. So you will be working for me so you get a place to stay. This is only for a year.
help wanted we need some body to clean all the houses in the world.someone whos good with animals. also some one whos good with kids.a fast cleaner.and someone who is low in the social pyramid.
ReplyDeletealso looking someone who is strong.someone who is smart. someone who is also good looking
help wanted we somebody to help protect a family from the gods. it is a 1 year long job. there is a 7 people family. there is mom,dad, 3 boys 2 girls.
ReplyDeletethe pay for this is trident layers for the rest of there life. it is the city of jersulam.call hercules @ 607-467-1830
~HELP WANTED~
ReplyDeleteLooking for a smart, strong,fast-working man to clean my basement. It is filled with junk, and hasn't been cleaned out for 11 years. Needs to figure out how to get rid of everything fast, and efficient. Help from the gods will be quite helpful in this task. Clean my basement in less than a year for a reward.
My basement has large boxes, full of crap. You need to somehow carry these out and away from my house. It is also has a very dirty floor, you need to clean it in any way you can. I would like to turn it into a roller derby, so you need to obtain rubber to put on the floor. Put it down in any way possible, and you will be paid greatly and graciously by me. Call if you want the job.
*HELP WANTED*
ReplyDeleteHaracles,I have been looking for someone strong, intelligent, and good with animals. People have been talking and I have heard some great qualities about you. So heres the job. I have twelve dogs, eight cats, and not enough time to take care of them. Are you will to help me with my situation? I would love the help, and I think you can do it.
My dogs need to be taken for two walks everyday. and I only have one leash wich means you have to take each dog out for their own individual walk. Each walk consists of you walking to the school and back. If not my dogs will not be as healthy as I want them to be. Their food is kept in the couboard next to the sliding doors in the kitchen. They all have their own bowls lined up in the back room. They are to be fed at 6:30am and 6:30pm. The cats have litterboxes so you don't have to worry about them going outside. Their food is also with the dogs food and they also have bowls in the backroom. If you think you can do this for me please contact me ASAP. Thank you.
Help Wanted
ReplyDeleteHeracles I need help on a task I am just too tired to do. You need to be strong, intelligent, and fast-working. You will be cleaning my room. My room is a pigsty you may actually be able to find a couple pigs if you are looking hard enough. First you will have to clean my floor. My floor is filled with clothes, dirt, garbage, and actually the bottom layer of the floor is quite a mystery to what covers that. I can walk on it so I guess it’s durable. You will have to pick up everything and throw it away. Second I need you to terminate all creatures that are there (please do it the humane way). Finally I need you to fold all my clothes. I have trillions so it may take you a while.
This job will take you just about a year to clean (yes it’s that bad). This job is also a yearly job so you will have to do this every year. If you have the strength, intelligence, and the ambition, you will be able to complete it sooner. You will get paid with whatever you find in there you want (there are lots of valuables) and I will pay you one hundred dollars in cash. The reason why I can’t do this is because I am so overwhelmed with all the homework Mrs. Wehrli gives me. I hope you can do it.
-Remington Doty
Help Wanted
ReplyDeleteHeracles, I need help doing my homework. I have lots of it and since your very intelligent I'm sure it won't take too long. I have Math, Spanish, Science, and English. You will have to start this everyday after school and finish it before i go to bed. You can live in my basement.
Geometry is sort of hard for me, but i think you can handle it. Don't forget to use my handwriting. I hope you know spanish well. You are going to do my next blog. You start tomorrow at 2:37 p.m.
*Help Wanted*
ReplyDeleteHeracles, I need help taking care of my puppy. He's six months old, and needs to be potty trained. He also needs to learn how to walk on a leash. You should be good at teaching him how to walk because you are smart and strong. My puppy also doesn't know how to listen very well. Heracles this is a very important task, and I think you can do it.
This task will take about a year, because my puppy is very difficult to handle. You can live in my basement, you'll have to work from eight in the morning until I get home from practice. I will pay you ten dollars a month, if you do a good job.
Help Wanted
ReplyDeleteHeracles I have a task for you to complete it will take you three years to complete. You will have to swim to Europe and receive a tree that has mythical powers. The tree has many powers that will help the people in America over come disease. The tree will cure many common viruses like the common cold and the flu. It will also cure cystic fibrosis and forms of cancer. You will have to find twenty of these trees.
These trees are only found on the island of Crete. When you find them you have to cut the trees down with a small hand saw or it will kill the powers it has. When all of the twenty trees are harvested you will need to tie them together and swim back to America. When you return you will have completed the task if you had help along the way you will need to complete another task. Your help will save the life of many people throughout America. So please help by completing the task and you will be free to do what you would like.
~Help Wanted~
ReplyDeleteLooking for a smart, strong man to clean my house that gets along with animals. My house is almost always a giant mess, and it's so time consuming to clean all by myself. There is always laundry to do, along with an unlimited pile of dishes to do. Seriously though I think there a god that is just in here to keep adding dishes to the pile. Also my house is always dusty because as soon as your done dusting one place. There's another layer of dust that just settled into the place you just dusted. Somethings that you will have to do are dusting, washing and folding the laundry.
But the most challenging thing that you will face is cleaning my room. I swear that the President declared it a disaster zone. One thing that you'll have to do is pick up my clothes in hang them in my closet. And I'm sure that somewhere in my room you'll find "lost" homework, books, and most likely jewelry if you do find these thing please place them on my desk, one of the only safe places in my room. Another thing that you'll have to do is find the matches to some of my shoes, that I'm pretty sure Hades took for his wife. Heracles this task might seem harmless but trust me it can be incredibly dangerous! So if I haven't scared you away please help.
HELP WANTED
ReplyDeleteHeracles I need your help now, my garage is very dirty and it is my chore this weekend. My chore requires a lot of lifting and you have too move our car without the keys. My garage is the size of a football field and stacked a mile high with garbage. Please Heracles i need your help. The job pays $100.01 and it is really not worth it.
This job will require you too not break anything that is in the garage. If you break anything you will owe me $100.02 so there will be no profit for you. Next you will have too find a library book that i checked out in the 3rd grade, I keep getting mail to return it. This labor will really help you in the future of your labors. You can call me at 123-321-1234 if interested in the job.
HELP WANTED
ReplyDeleteI need someone to babysit my brother. This task will last until I go to college. Possibly even longer. You needs to be smart to trick him into doing things such as his chores, homework, and other things. You need to be very patient with him. He has ADHD and an attitude.
You need to remember to give him his medicine when my Mom isn't home. You need to make sure he gets to school everyday on time. He needs to be picked up from the school at 2:40 p.m. everyday. He is a very picky eater so make sure you cook food he will actually eat, but don't let him eat a lot of junk food. You also will need to make sure he does his homework before my mom gets home. On Wednesdays and Fridays he needs to be at practice at 5:30 p.m. The hardest part of this job is trying to get him to do his chores. Please help!